'Zombies?!' you ask arent they only from movies and stories. WRONG they do truly exsist or at least was my belief after ready a Book Name "The Zombie Survival Guide" written by Max Brooks. The book was given to my friend and after reading this eye opening piece of literature he immediatly gt his fone and in these exact words said to me "OMFG TOM GUESS WHAT Our Worse Fears Have been Relised ZOMBIES ARE REAL man". As my mate calmed down he continued on to tell me all the info he had read from the book and all i could reply with was "Least i got my zombie plan". I have always believed that there are something in this world we will never truly know and at the time a believed this was a small piece of fact that 'the Mass' would take as a spoof and after spending weeks searching for anymore prof on the subject proved pointless the only 2 sourses that had anything close to the subjest and a BBC report talking about a case in malaysia where a man was bitten by a mosquito and died and to return to life hours later. The Only problem with this report of course is that number1 it was written on the 1st of april 2005 and number 2 the URL isnt even a BBC URL rofl. But Then my other source "the Zombie Survival Guide" also had a few problem with authenticity first lets take the Author Max Brooks, heres something bet's a surprize Max Brooks is actually a regualar on The Tonight Show as a comedian and is son to the legendary comedy director Mel Brooks (examples of his work are such as young frankenstien and Robin Hood Men in Tights) and on a Tonight Show Max Brooks said that the book was a roose but was that all just to stop the hysteria that would have followed if he had just "Yes This Is All True You Have Been Lied To For Year Mwhahahahahaha?". And to make things worse the Virus mentioned in the survival guide 'Solanium' actually turns out to be a Notorious Potato Virus. Although this sounds like im putting it out there that i got duped into thinking zombies are a reality this is incorrect as not all things are as they seem for not all zombie crawl up from and earth and having rotting flesh. The is one other thing to do with zombies that does make sense and that is that essentailly there are 2 differant typess of zombies the virus sort generally in movies ie. Resident Evil and the Zombie powder type. The Zombie powder type is the more likely zombie as they arent actually zombie as such the best way to discribe them would be to image a person with perminent Brain Damage to the extent of a person in coma on using basic function no real thoght processes going on so they are in fact zombies these zombies are usually easily commanded around fairly slow and can be detered by simply shouting at them no-one knows all the ingedients or are willing to tell but from what i read this way you'd have to be a cruel hearted person and have a good supply of of dangerous poisons and Daytura which is to brain wash and drive the victim insane which with the lack of oxygen due to the fact they'd been nailed into a coffin cause the severe perminent brain damage. And with all that in mind does that mean all this preparing for the End Of The World by Zombie a waste of time of is and the disinfomation we recieve a ploy to stop the mass hysteria that would follow after infomation of this callabre was released and annouced truth.
But I guess this is the type of topic that everyone has their own belief but at least your a bit more educated in the matter.
Tuesday, May 27, 2008
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